He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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