Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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