so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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