You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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