i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
