maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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