North Korea, Best Korea!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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