im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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