thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
