I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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