So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this will be a night to untag.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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