just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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