He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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