Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
My vagina is very pro this idea
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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