Me too!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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