David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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