i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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