all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
