careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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