Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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