the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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