What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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