Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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