I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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