i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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