Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My life is pants optional.
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