This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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