if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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