She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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