dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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