but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We're not piercing ourselves today.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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