There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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