Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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