Its about making memories worth repressing
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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