I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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