There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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