Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I FOUND THE LEGS
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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