Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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