I don't think brook has ever known best
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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