So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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