You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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