Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
