I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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