it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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