He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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