Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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