dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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