it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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