I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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