Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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