I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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