dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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