yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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