he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she told me i tasted like america
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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